Jokes

Here are jokes that crack up a five year old (thanks to High Five magazine and a corny mom:)

"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Tank"
"Tank who?"
"You're welcome!"


"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Boo"
"Boo-hoo"
"Why are you crying?"


"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Hoo"
"Hoo Who?"
"Oh hi, Mr. Owl!"


Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!

The belly laugh that I am rewarded with is priceless! Better yet, every time I tell him these jokes, he laughs as if it was the first time he heard them. I can't help but laugh along with him every time.

Once again, it's a moment to cherish and hold on to. Before I know it, he'll be telling ME jokes....ones that start with, "So, two men walk into a bar..."

I'll hold on to this as long as I can!